वकीलों से मुकदमे लड़वाने की बजाय गणितज्ञों और कंप्यूटर वैज्ञानिकों को ऐसे एल्गोरिदम डिजाइन करने के लिए पैसे देना सस्ता पड़ता है जो वेब स्पैमिंग को खत्म कर सकें।

It is cheaper to pay mathematicians and computer scientists to design algorithms that will eliminate webspamming, rather than to pay lawyers to do lawsuits.

It is cheaper to pay mathematicians and computer scientists to design algorithms that will eliminate webspamming, rather than to pay lawyers to do lawsuits.

Topic Nature & Universe Technology
Sentiment: Neutral Type: Observation 95%

हमेशा कुछ नया करने की कोशिश कीजिए। अगर आप अपनी पुरानी फिटनेस खो देते हैं, तो आप बोस-आइंस्टीन संघनन की तरह नेस्तनाबूद हो जाएंगे। मुझे यकीन है कि जो कंपनियां डूब जाती हैं, उन्हें यह जानकर थोड़ी राहत मिलती होगी कि वे बोस-आइंस्टीन संघनन का शिकार हुई थीं।

Always try to innovate. If you lose your old fitness, you lose out to Bose-Einstein condensation. I am sure that companies that go under would feel better if they knew that they were victims of Bose-Einstein condensation.

Always try to innovate. If you lose your old fitness, you lose out to Bose-Einstein condensation. I am sure that companies that go under would feel better if they knew that they were victims of Bose-Einstein condensation.

Topic Achievement & Work Innovation
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Mixed Type: Humorous 95%

मुझे समझ नहीं आता कि पुरुष ज़्यादा अय्याश होते हैं या फिर वे सिर्फ बड़े झूठे होते हैं।

I don't know whether guys are more promiscuous or just bigger liars.

I don't know whether guys are more promiscuous or just bigger liars.

Topic Knowledge & Learning Truth
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 92%

कंबिनेट्रिक्स और एनालिसिस वालों के पास हर चीज़ के लिए अलग-अलग नाम होते हैं, ताकि उन्हें आपस में कभी मिलना न पड़े।

Combinatorialists and analysts always have different names for everything, in order to keep themselves from interacting.

Combinatorialists and analysts always have different names for everything, in order to keep themselves from interacting.

Topic Society & World Society
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Observation 92%

मेट्रिक हो तो बात ही कुछ और है, वरना यह सब बस कोरी बकवास है।

With a metric you can really go to town, otherwise it is just abstract nonsense.

With a metric you can really go to town, otherwise it is just abstract nonsense.

Topic Knowledge & Learning Science
Tone: Wise Sentiment: Neutral Type: Aphorism 92%

थ्योरेटिकल कंप्यूटर साइंस उतनी ही बेकार है जितना कि हम गणितज्ञों का बाकी काम।

Theoretical Computer Science is just as useless as everything we mathematicians do.

Theoretical Computer Science is just as useless as everything we mathematicians do.

Topic Knowledge & Learning Science
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

मैंने अपने पेटेंट वकील को हमारे नए एल्गोरिदम के बारे में बताया—जिसे मैं पेटेंट कराना चाहती थी—जो क्लस्टरिंग का पता लगाने से जुड़ा था। इसमें तीन प्रायिकताएँ $\alpha$, $\beta$, और $\gamma$ थीं जिनका जोड़ 1 होता है, और मैंने जिक्र किया कि यह "तीन तरफ़ा सिक्के" जैसा है। कुछ दिनों बाद वह "तीन तरफ़ा सिक्के" के पेटेंट के आवेदन के साथ वापस आए।

I described to my patent lawyer our new algorithm-that I was hoping to patent- about detecting clustering, that involved three probabilities α , β, γ that add-up to 1, and mentioned that it is like "a three-sided coin". A few days later he came up with a patent application for a "three-sided-coin".

I described to my patent lawyer our new algorithm-that I was hoping to patent- about detecting clustering, that involved three probabilities α , β, γ that add-up to 1, and mentioned that it is like "a three-sided coin". A few days later he came up with a patent application for a "three-sided-coin".

Topic Achievement & Work Innovation
Themes #Imagination
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 95%