Kya yeh duniya aur zyada saaf-suthri jagah nahi hoti agar hum andhe logo ko chhadi ke badle jhadu de dete?
Wouldn’t the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?
Wouldn’t the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?
Meri ek patni hai aur mere paas sab kuch hai۔ Hamare beech aisa hi samjhauta hai۔ Meri ek patni hai, aur wo ek dam mast nature ki hai۔ Aur iske alawa jo bhi mujhe chahiye, wo sab mere paas hai۔
I have a wife and anything. That’s the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she’s cool. And also I have anything I want.
I have a wife and anything. That’s the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she’s cool. And also I have anything I want.
Log aajkal chhote jokes likhne lage hain۔ Jis style se maine shuruat ki thi, wo Twitter ke aane se pehle hi jokes ko 140 aksharon (characters) ke andar rakhne ki koshish jaisi thi۔
People are writing shorter jokes. The style I’ve started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.
People are writing shorter jokes. The style I’ve started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.
Main nahi jaanta ki log sach mein meri raay ki parwaah karte hain ya nahi ki main cheezein kaise sochta hoon, aur shayad yeh meri koi insecurity ho aur shayad isiliye hum shuruat mein comedians bante hain, toh mujhe lagta hai ki iske sath aap apna material dete rehte hain, funny banne ki koshish karte rehte hain kyunki aapko lagta hai ki log bas yahi chahte hain ki aap unka manoranjan karen۔
I don’t know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that’s an insecurity and why we’re comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that’s all you’re wanted for.
I don’t know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that’s an insecurity and why we’re comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that’s all you’re wanted for.
Main doosre comedians ko follow nahi karna chahta kyunki main yeh nahi dekhna chahta ki wo kya soch rahe hain, kyunki shayad phir main kisi aise vishay par sochne se chook jaoon jispar maine khud vichar kiya ho۔
I don’t want to follow comedians because I don’t want to see what they’re thinking about, ’cause then maybe I won’t stumble across a thought maybe I had about the same subject.
I don’t want to follow comedians because I don’t want to see what they’re thinking about, ’cause then maybe I won’t stumble across a thought maybe I had about the same subject.
Mere andar ek dar rehta hai ki shayad log meri asli raay mein dilchaspi nahi rakhte۔ Mujhe bas yeh lagta hai ki log mujhe funny dekhna chahte hain۔
There’s a fear that I don’t think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.
There’s a fear that I don’t think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.
Aapko pata hai sabse mazedaar cheez kya hai? Shower mein ek greyhound kutta۔
You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower.
You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower.
Aapko hafte mein do-teen baar apne blog ko update karna padta hai۔ Yahan-wahan Twitter par post dalni padti hai۔ Yeh sab kehne mein kitna bewakoofi bhara lagta hai, par apni presence banaye rakhne ke liye mere liye yeh bahut zaroori hai۔
You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it’s important for me to keep that presence going.
You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it’s important for me to keep that presence going.