कल किसी ने मुझसे पूछा, "आप क्या करते हैं?" मैंने जवाब दिया, "मैं बूढ़े होने का मज़ा ले रहा हूँ।" यह एक फुल-टाइम नौकरी है।

Somebody asked me the other day, "What do you do?" "I amuse myself by growing old," I replied. "It's a full-time job.

Somebody asked me the other day, "What do you do?" "I amuse myself by growing old," I replied. "It's a full-time job.

Topic Life & Existence Life
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 95%

ब्रह्मचारी रहने का सबसे बड़ा फायदा यह होता है कि जब कोई खूबसूरत लड़की दिखती है, तो घर पर बैठी किसी बदसूरत जीवनसंगिनी के बारे में सोचकर दुखी नहीं होना पड़ता।

The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.

The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.

Topic Relationships & Love Attraction
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 95%