मैं एमआईटी में एक भाषण कार्यक्रम में था... और मैंने कहा, 'प्रोफेसर के पास हर तरह की डिग्रियाँ हैं, जिनमें इसी संस्थान [एमआईटी] की एक डिग्री भी शामिल है! और यही वजह है कि मैं नारियल से रेडियो तो बना सकता हूँ, लेकिन नाव का छेद ठीक नहीं कर सकता!'

I was at a speaking engagement for MIT... and I said, 'The Professor has all sorts of degrees, including one from this very institution [MIT]! And that's why I can make a radio out of a coconut, and not fix a hole in a boat!'

I was at a speaking engagement for MIT... and I said, 'The Professor has all sorts of degrees, including one from this very institution [MIT]! And that's why I can make a radio out of a coconut, and not fix a hole in a boat!'

Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 95%

पुराने कलाकार कभी नहीं मरते, वे धूमिल भी नहीं होते। वे हमेशा उपलब्ध रहते हैं।

Old actors never die, they don't even fade away. They're always available.

Old actors never die, they don't even fade away. They're always available.

Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 92%

मैं अपने पापों को स्वीकार करना चाहता हूँ और चाहता हूँ कि ईसा मसीह मेरे जीवन में प्रवेश करें।

I wish to confess my sins and I wish Christ to come into my life.

I wish to confess my sins and I wish Christ to come into my life.

Tone: Solemn Sentiment: Positive Type: Religious 98%

मुझे उन लोगों से बहुत परेशानी है जो एड्स को भगवान की सजा के रूप में देखते हैं।

I have great trouble with the people who envision AIDS as a punishment from God.

I have great trouble with the people who envision AIDS as a punishment from God.

Tone: Serious Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 92%

मैं पश्चिमी फिल्मों (वेस्टर्न) में हमेशा खलनायक ही होता था। मैंने इतने खलनायक निभाए हैं कि आप गिन भी नहीं सकते, जब तक कि मैंने प्रोफेसर का किरदार नहीं निभाया। उसके बाद मुझे खलनायक का कोई काम ही नहीं मिला।

I was always the bad guy in Westerns. I played more bad guys than you can shake a stick at until I played the Professor. Then I couldn't get a job being a bad guy.

I was always the bad guy in Westerns. I played more bad guys than you can shake a stick at until I played the Professor. Then I couldn't get a job being a bad guy.

Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Observation 95%