पत्रकारिता का मतलब महत्वपूर्ण खबरों को तब तक दबाए रखना है—तकिये से, जब तक कि वे दम न तोड़ दें।

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

Topic Society & World Media
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Humorous 95%

आम ज़िम-चॉम्स्की की रट लगाने वाले किसी भी विश्वविद्यालय के जोकर की तुलना में, 'स्क्रियाइंग ईगल' टोपी पहने हुए एक ट्रक ड्राइवर राजनीतिक बारीकियों का ज़्यादा पक्का होता है।

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Topic Society & World Politics
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 95%

आपको लगता है कि सरकार के बारे में आपकी राय बहुत खराब है? ज़रा यह देखिए कि सरकार आपके बारे में क्या सोचती है!

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Topic Society & World Politics
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Humorous 95%

मैं उस दिन का इंतज़ार नहीं कर पा रहा जब असहमति जताना दोबारा देशभक्ति माना जाने लगेगा।

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Topic Society & World Freedom
Tone: Defiant Sentiment: Mixed Type: Political 95%

बंदूक की लड़ाई में मोमबत्ती लेकर मत पहुँचिए।

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

Topic Communication & Influence Persuasion
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Aphorism 92%

जब बात सरकारी नीतियों की हो, तो क्या हम कृपया "आर्किटेक्ट" जैसे शब्दों का इस्तेमाल बंद कर सकते हैं? लोगों को यह बताना कि क्या करना है, कोई हुनरमंद पेशा नहीं है।

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

Topic Society & World Politics
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 95%

आइए अजीबोगरीब धार्मिक मान्यताओं वाले लोगों को सरकार से दूर रखें। खासकर उन्हें, जिनकी सरकार के भीतर ही कोई अजीब धार्मिक आस्था हो।

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

Topic Spirituality & Morality Religion
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Political 95%

वह दिन शानदार होगा जब करदाता अपनी कमाई अपने पास रखेंगे और कर्ज की सीमा बढ़ाने के लिए वाशिंगटन को चंदा जुटाने के वास्ते केक बेचने पड़ेंगे।

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

Topic Society & World Politics
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Mixed Type: Political 98%

जाहिर है, मुझे इस बात पर ज़्यादा गुस्सा होना चाहिए कि मिट रोमनी अपने पैसों का क्या करते हैं, बजाय इस बात के कि बराक ओबामा मेरे पैसों का क्या करते हैं।

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Topic Society & World Politics
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Political 98%

हमारी असली कर्ज सीमा वाशिंगटन तय नहीं करता; वह बीजिंग द्वारा तय की जाती है।

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

Topic Society & World Politics
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 92%

मैं मुँह में चांदी की चम्मच लेकर पैदा नहीं हुआ था।

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Topic Achievement & Work Money
Tone: Reflective Sentiment: Neutral Type: Famous Saying 95%